Mel is stuck in the exhausting cliche of being in love with her straight best friend, Sasha - even though Sasha is obsessed with climate change to notice. Honestly, who cares if it's thirty degrees in January when you could be making out?
 
To make things worse, Mel has to endure constant ridicule from the school's top homohobes, Janis and Ella, and work in the village shop with the poshest boy alive, Dorian Whissendine. She's counting down the days until she can leave and never see any of them again...
 
But when badgers get a taste for blood, Mel ends up stuck in a mansion with only Ella and Dorian for company, and suddenly her love life is in utter chaos. It'll take the end of the world to sort that mess out.
 
Age 12+