Life has been perfect ever since the orphans of St Halbut's buried their matron - don't look like that, it was an accident! Tig, Stef, Herc, and Pamela the goat  just have to make sure nobody finds out they're on their own.
 
Discovering than an Inspector is on his way, they'll need to conince him that everything is peachy or they'll be sent to the Mending House - where badly behaved orphans go, never to return. But the Inspector is not quite what he seems and things very quickly go from bad to spectacularly out of hand...
 
Age 8+